Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus was being chased around the block and as she was coming back towards the building, she heard the Jonas Brothers' terrible wailing (they fail at everything so they can't even cry in tune!) Miley Cyrus was so attracted to their awful cries that she ran back to the building with a brilliant idea (if Miley Cyrus can even come up with an idea in her own head, its quite an accomplishment) She decided to ask whoever was making the repulsive noises to write some horrendous songs for her so that she could do some more offensive singing(!) The Jonas Brothers (unfortunately) agreed since they were now out of a job.
Miley Cyrus went on stage and started singing atrociously, truly fitting in with the Jonas Brothers' horrible, so-called music. Everyone screamed in horror!!! ..Except for the original lesbian girl with no name who just screamed.. Everyone started running but they couldn't get away from the nauseating sounds. Suddenly, Miley Cyrus started singing louder and louder! The sexy talented amazing girls couldn't let this happen! They had to interfere to save the world from evil so-called musicians!!!

catch my drift? if so, please continue :)