Tuesday, May 19, 2009
To save the world from the evil Miley Cyrus and her evil sidekicks, the Jonas Brothers, the sexyerest talentederest and amazingerest girls crashed the stage and played some more awesome songs that they wrote themselves! They were Destructive Interference with super random powers, super indecisiveness powers and of course, awesome music making powers. However, I cannot disclose their names because, as a certain other super Hero musician would say, "If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus was being chased around the block and as she was coming back towards the building, she heard the Jonas Brothers' terrible wailing (they fail at everything so they can't even cry in tune!) Miley Cyrus was so attracted to their awful cries that she ran back to the building with a brilliant idea (if Miley Cyrus can even come up with an idea in her own head, its quite an accomplishment) She decided to ask whoever was making the repulsive noises to write some horrendous songs for her so that she could do some more offensive singing(!) The Jonas Brothers (unfortunately) agreed since they were now out of a job.
Miley Cyrus went on stage and started singing atrociously, truly fitting in with the Jonas Brothers' horrible, so-called music. Everyone screamed in horror!!! ..Except for the original lesbian girl with no name who just screamed.. Everyone started running but they couldn't get away from the nauseating sounds. Suddenly, Miley Cyrus started singing louder and louder! The sexy talented amazing girls couldn't let this happen! They had to interfere to save the world from evil so-called musicians!!!
catch my drift? if so, please continue :)
Miley Cyrus went on stage and started singing atrociously, truly fitting in with the Jonas Brothers' horrible, so-called music. Everyone screamed in horror!!! ..Except for the original lesbian girl with no name who just screamed.. Everyone started running but they couldn't get away from the nauseating sounds. Suddenly, Miley Cyrus started singing louder and louder! The sexy talented amazing girls couldn't let this happen! They had to interfere to save the world from evil so-called musicians!!!
catch my drift? if so, please continue :)
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
hahahaha so funnay.....
So the insanely gorgeous talented girls were all heading inside to set up their instruments and whatnot, escorted by their sexy.......hot french boys...and other (hahaha oh dear). So of course the girls got to perform first (because they won 3 out of 3 games of rock-paper-scissors against the jonas brothers who fail at everything). They got on stage and performed a beautiful song (that they wrote themselves *hint, hint*). The jonas brothers were crying at then end and when one lame concerned fan asked them why, they said that the music they had just heard was mind blowing and so beautiful that they decided they should never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever sing or perform EVER AGAIN!!! The jonas brothers had finally realized how badly they sucked thanks to you sexy talented amazing girls ;)
See you guys this is why we need to write songs together...NOW.....to save the world from the evil jonas brothers hahaha :D
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